We have the aliens, the space tech, the clones, and the cryptids. It's all real. Feel free to ask stuff (Any and all pronouns, call me Roswell)
Anonymous asked:
Going down on a girl after bottom surgery, call that Bluetooth because she doesn't have a dongle anymore
bunniope answered:
you sending this on anon makes you one of historys most incredible unknown poets
going down on a boy after bottom surgery, call that USB wireless cause he has a dongle but the tubes are gone
do you see this image? this is the computer generated image of what the world is going to look like in december of 2012. it’s a horribel sight isn’t it? stop this madness, lets prevent the ending of the world. stop kony 2012
stop kony from smashing some planets together he has the power
Actually it’s a replicated image of when Thea crashed into Earth to form the moon, but okay.
No, this is an MRI of someone dying. The brain releases a endorphins at the moment of death, making them feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.
This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.
No you guys this is what an abortion looks like at nine months. Reblog if you’re against the baby-killing liberal media.
this little girl is the most beautiful
reblog if u wish cancer didn’t exist.
this won’t make your blog ugly.
92% wont reblog.
if u scroll past u dont have a heart.
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a planet . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a planet would never just just collide into something like a large celestial body. They’ll rarely collide with small celestial bodies.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually collide with it.
That planet still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that planet was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
Why do some of the reblogs say 5m and others are from 2012
tha passage of time
time travelers
baby that’s keke palmer
the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function
Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?
Japanese: Samui desu ne?
British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?
i have to do everything around here
i hate this cause i did japanese for like a year and this explains the use of the -ne particle WAYYYY better than my teachers ever did. it took me ages to comprehend what this post makes abundantly clear.
my teachers: its like a, a little rise at the end of a sentence, to show that you are seeking a response, while not warranting the -ka particle which would make it a proper question.
me: ok. i guess i get that??
this post: its like saying “innit?”
me: oh. oh no.
fun fact: afaik, "-ne" was inherited from the Portuguese settlers/priests that stayed in Japan in the 16th century. It comes from "né?", which the contraction of "não é?", "isn't it?".
It's LITERALLY "innit".
oh so like "eh" in canadian
*un-Babels your Tower*
isn't "ne" also a particle in latin that asks a question in expectation of a positive answer? and there's another particle that expects a negative response?
like "it's cold today, isn't it" vs "it's not cold today, is it"
Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL.
Me when he dies ❤️
I dont like the guy either but wishing death on him is some sick fuckin shit. No wonder the world is so bitter. Is he a dick? Yeah, he sucks. Doesn't mean you should be supportive of someone's death. He has children and a family.
Me when president Donald Trump finally dies
wouldnt it be funny if they both died right now in front of everyone
Shakespeare while writing Romeo and Juliet
waking up in 2020 be like. gotta check what catastrophes, riots and natural disasters i have missed during my 5h sleep
favorite visual gag in cartoons is when someone gets dismembered and a femur bone is sticking out no matter what the body part
